Workmen all over the shop this morning, supposedly mending the leak that has made our office like a walk in shower. I had Diet Coke bloke right outside my 4th floor window, wearing nothing but low slung jeans. I could see his appendix scar. Do women ever really find mens' bodies attractive? I prefer the seagulls. Surely a body is only attractive when you love the inhabitant of it? I can't help but think that the younger secretaries are trying to impress each other when they talk about "pecs" and "buns". I don't believe a single one of them find it attractive. I just want them all to go away, and leave me to my office in the sky. This isn't what I signed up for - we used to have such beautiful, calm offices. Hate this building.


Boss returns from Spain tomorrow. Deep joy. Workmen will be back, as threatened.